1. Put three slices of white toast and a large slice of ham in the microwave for 30 seconds.
2. In the meantime, fry an egg on a small fire on the gas stove.
3. Spread 2 slices of cucumber on top of the ham, and then squeeze the salad dressing.
4. Cover with a piece of toast, put the fried egg on it, and squeeze it with tomato sauce.
5. Cover the last piece of toast and it's done.
6. If the appetite is small, cut it in half.
