Xinlan Hand-made Private Kitchen [heavy-flavored Small Stir-fried Beef]-there is An Electric Light Three Feet Above Your Head
I read the news recently, and I can see all kinds of negative news. I have a feeling. I read some articles written in the old angry youth era and I have a deep impression. The following text is available.
I often hear a line in martial arts movies: "There are gods at the top of the head three feet", the classic level is comparable to "the green mountains do not change, the green water flows long, just don't pass it, there will be a period of time later", "Long admiration for the name, see today, Sansheng Fortunately", "The evil is full, and its sins are to be blamed"...
It probably means that God is looking at us in the sky and do not do bad things.
When he heard this line again today, Xinlan looked up subconsciously. The god didn't see it, only a brightly lit electric light. No wonder, I said why Xinlan's wish is always ineffective. It turns out that there are no gods on top of my head, only electric lights. Probably the gods in charge of me went to sleep...
Xinlan has many wishes, such as "pray for world peace", such as "may lovers finally get married", such as "pray for no more famine in Africa" %@#*& Haha, so fake. Well, for the desire hidden deep in Xinlan's soul, Xinlan immediately made a delicious beef-flavored dish that goes well with wine-strong small stir-fried beef, in an attempt to bribe the sleeping gods and attract them with the fragrance. Wake up, glance at Xinlan from the corner of your eyes, and listen to Xinlan's wishes.
Ordinary people often think of prayer when they encounter unsolvable difficulties. The foreigner said: "My benevolent Lord, save me." The Chinese said: "Bodhisattva, help." The fake foreign devil said: "Oh Mi Tuo Buddha, God bless." But 99.9999% of the time, we think of the one we want. The gods were all dozing off and didn't hear our prayers. Naturally, the gods didn't show the way, and the problems had to be solved by themselves.
We tend to blame God and only favor those lucky ones, so why don't we wink at us?
Actually, the fault lies with us, we haven't done our homework properly! You don't want to think about it, now you ask someone to do something, and you can't treat a dinner first, and then give gifts at night. As the saying goes: "It's easy to talk about contracts at the dinner table, and talk about feelings in the room." You haven’t seen people praying to the gods in the movie. They are all well-dressed, fat-headed, greasy-faced, and set up a long large table, full of three animals, fruits and vegetables, and then donate a big red envelope of merit afterwards. . Only in this way will the six animals flourish and the descendants will be full. It turns out that immortals also eat fireworks in the world, and they have to eat before doing business. It seems that the vulgarity of the world is also common in the upper realm.
Why is the life of TAN official WU official than you? Why can evil forces always get away with it? They have done enough homework, and set up a high altar in the house, offering delicious, delicious, and fun offerings every day. There are extra meals to pay tribute to the festivals and major events, so I’m very diligent. Who is like you, full of empty words, no actual action, thinking of empty gloves White Wolf, no, White God? ? no way!
Haha, don’t rush back home to make offerings to the gods, there are other precautions. Do you know whether the god you are asking for is a male or female? Eat meat and be vegetarian? Hi gold or good silver? Therefore, it’s not a bad thing to prepare more when praying. Some meat dishes and vegetarian dishes, don’t drop the drinks and wine, half and half of the renminbi bills, so that the gods enshrined will not be able to escape from your Wuzhishan. Ride on the wine "God" to get drunk, make a few more wishes, more or less gods We will all mean it, and we people will earn a small amount of money.
So, as long as the homework is in place, there is an electric light for three feet, no, it is not a dream to have a god.
Talking nonsense is nothing more than trying to complain about unhealthy trends and to ridicule people through the gods. Please don't mind the gods who are in charge of Xinlan at the height of three feet. I am not here for you. Don't be angry with you. Anyway, Xinlan also has a good dish with a strong beef flavour—the thick-flavored small stir-fried beef honors your old man, smile, smile.
Chu Ren Xinlan satirizes people by God. "